Why mama doesn't leave the house
I've been in the house since March 13th and today I wake up and I read about these fucking people-
I then spent a good ten minutes thinking of how I would have tried to thwart them, were I present in that Target. I thought, "If they were near the food, you could throw canned goods." That would be effective. I thought, " I wonder if you came at them with a cart fast enough if maybe they would topple like little crying bitch sticks?
CONCLUSION #1: I cannot go out in public because I am so angry I might assault someone who is just out here trying to be king of the assholes with their asshole friends.
CONCLUSION #2: Americans are being really awful right now and the fact that these pukes have this kind of time on their hands that they can target a store to harass with their friends, and they want to prance out here with the sole purpose of making people uncomfortable is way worse than the virus.
CONCLUSION #3: Y'all saving me a ton of money.
CONCLUSION #4: People are really taking this cosmic event and going for it to the sad extremes of their shitty personalities. There is a lot of energy moving THROUGH us that actually isn't BECAUSE of us and as an individual, you can choose to handle this gracefully from a point of surrender, or you can be these pricks and throw your trash everywhere like a little baby.
Get it the fuck together.
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