On garage sales...

We had one.  It was mostly a stupid thing to do, but we did realize we like selling our old shit for cash. It was fancy, as yard sales go, and I can't believe people didn't buy all of the shit we laid out for them, including but not limited to; dog costumes, people costumes, and costume jewelry.

Moral of the story: This is not a fun way to earn $200, and no one but you likes your stuff. Mostly.